--- /sys/games/lib/fortunes	Fri Jul 18 22:05:14 2014
+++ /sys/games/lib/fortunes	Tue Jul 29 04:48:02 2014
@@ -4325,3 +4325,4 @@
 Important info: Login screen freezes for German speaking users
 [Errno 30] Read-only filesystem: '/target/boot/vmlinuz-3.13.0-24-generic'
 The only advantage Ubuntu offers is that it makes the process trivial and fully automated.
+Resistance is not futile... it's voltage divided by current.