maybe you had to be there, but it tickled me.

Reference: /n/sources/patch/sorry/fortune-worthy
Date: Wed Mar  8 16:06:22 CET 2006
Signed-off-by: steve@quintile.net

--- /sys/games/lib/fortunes	Wed Mar  8 16:05:14 2006
+++ /sys/games/lib/fortunes	Wed Mar  8 16:04:10 2006
@@ -4109,3 +4109,4 @@
 Tried to read 71776119061217303 bytes. Read only 23
 /dev/shm/root has gone 49710 days without being checked, check forced.
 x11 code is just so bad. by which i mean bad of course, and not good.  - forsyth
+[the] brightest programmer here is significantly medicated for mental issues; guy with the best vision (in the philosophical sense) is borderline bipolar. - Anthony Sorace, on #plan9